Look, you two may be crazy in love, but your love is driving us crazy.
Crazy in love? Oh, come on. We're not in love.
Oleg and I are just shtup buddies.
Shtup buddies? I wouldn't say that's all we are.
Oh, no, you're right. We also share a CVS points reward card.
Is it really a reward if it comes from CVS?
Can't you two ever do it over at Oleg's apartment? Or are all the lanes reserved?
I have no idea where he lives.
Wait, you've never been to Oleg's apartment?
No, with my busy work schedule,
I don't have the time to get the battery of shots that I would need.
You'd be surprised by my apartment, Sophie.
It's more than just the place the quadruple orgasm was born.
Yeah, well, That sounds nice.
Oh, yes. Beyonc... Um, Beyonce's hair just fell out. I gotta go get my hot glue gun.
Girls, I may have oversold my apartment.
What, by saying she won't need to get shots?
Yes. Maybe you two could help me fix it up a little, give it a feminine touch.
Well, I'm out.
You know what? I'll do it.
But I'm very recently out of work, so I'm gonna have to charge you.
If you didn't, you'd be the only girl who ever went to his apartment without getting paid.
You got a deal.